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  • SandboxGeneral
    Dec 28, 06:25 PM
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  • Ugg
    Mar 24, 10:25 AM
    Yes, dressing like a slut is a freedom in the Western World. This however does not mean it is a good idea. A woman who dresses like a slut is advertising that the best thing about them is their body. I don't know about y'all, but I value more than looks so someone who dresses in such bad taste is clearly a thing to avoid.

    On the other hand I go out of my way to help women who act and dress well because it is more conductive to business. Ever tried to conduct a business meeting where a woman shows up dress very promiscuously? Seems I'm the only one who can concentrate in those kinds of settings.

    There's a time and a place for everything. Eleven is way too young for a girl to be dressing sluttishly. In this case, it's the parents' who need to be taken to task for allowing their daughter to dress and act they way she did.


    Whenever women come in with overly exposed cleavage, too short and too tight skirts, it just makes me laugh. Especially when the sit down with that air of seduction. I'm gay so it's really a waste of their time. However, I've often wondered how things would play out if the roles were reversed and men were allowed to wear chest and butt and crotch hugging clothes with bare legs?

    Unless a woman's job is to seduce, the workplace should be exactly that, a place for work and clothing should reflect that.





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  • iphone3gs16gb
    Apr 26, 11:26 PM
    What makes lesbian porn so likable?

    Dude....are you serious?

    Has your hypothalamus been damaged?





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  • 0815
    Apr 6, 03:10 PM
    meh, my first HD was 52MB that .052GB or .000052TB or .000000052PB :D

    Mine was 10MB ... and people told me I was wasting money since a second floppy drive (5 1/4) would be more than enough (one to boot the OS, one for the data).



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  • rrandyy
    Mar 27, 03:19 PM
    randy, are you concluding this is false advertising?

    No, the post I responded to talked about false advertising. I'm concluding two things:
    1) Just because something isn't criminal doesn't mean it isn't illegal.
    2) You don't necessarily need a grand jury to bring a criminal charge.

    These conclusions have nothing to do with the ebay listing. The poster I responded to said something about a grand jury and false advertising.

    Edit: As an "armchair lawyer," I would probably just sue for restitution. For the other armchair lawyers: Yes, restitution is a cause of action.





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  • larrylaffer
    Apr 6, 12:50 PM
    Pity Isilons suck. Great for IT, bad for the end-user. They support all sorts of protocols, none of them properly.

    Better tweak your kernel's delayed ack attribute or you'll be serving data at dial-up modem speeds.

    Are you joking? I use a 4 node IQ12000X cluster on a daily basis over both NFS and SMB and the performance is nothing short of amazing.

    Still, you don't buy Isilon for raw performance. You purchase it for data protection. They let you specify protection levels for directories and even individual files. That means the critical stuff gets extra protected, and the non-critical stuff doesn't waste 3x its weight in disk space. Pretty slick stuff if you ask me.

    Also, their OS is based on FreeBSD, and I suspect they get a bit of help from Apple since their OS development seems to take a few turns now and then at the same time Apple does. ;)



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  • cmaier
    Apr 4, 02:02 PM
    Why does Apple need my phone number? I just want to buy and use their products? (For an Apple ID, ie, if you want to use any apps, even free ones, Apple requires you to give them your personal data, in Apple's stores, they even ask for your ZIP code when your purchase anything, well at least in those stores I have been.)

    You're right. Ideally they wouldn't need my info. In the grand scheme of things, I personally trust Apple more than I trust most other companies. I also expect to have a continuing long-term relationship with them, that includes person-to-person services in addition to sale of products. I also prefer to have a single point-of-contact I can use to sever any relationships I don't want to continue.

    So for me it comes down to "who do you trust?" Apple has, historically, been very good about not subscribing me to mailings I don't want. They also never have sold my info (I know this because I use a different email address in a domain I own for every on-line business I do business with. From this I know who, exactly, sells my info. I just look at who my spam is addressed to).





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  • macgeek18
    Dec 24, 10:35 PM
    We did Christmas today, (Christmas eve) Because I work tomorrow morning. I got a bunch of clothes and a water bottle, and a Starbucks card. And candy.
    I make my Christmas by buying some stuff for myself. I bought a L desk and a new deskchair. and an Airsoft gun I got onsale at Big5. Just to shoot my siblings and there friends. You know. ;)



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  • bit density
    Nov 29, 11:59 AM
    The ipods do not have enough individuality/functionality to do this, without changing the entire underlying scheme. (Generally they fix this in Itunes).

    What they do is prevent unwitting individuals to participate easily in large scale piracy, but allow local piracy.

    This tends to INCREASE sales, not DECREASE sales. Local piracy creates obligation and requires work. Both of these create demand for legal product interestingly enough. (Large scale piracy does nothing for demand, but DRM does not affect large scale piracy).

    At anyrate, the apple system is well done, the movie folks should just take thier money, and I suppose complain loudly, but just take the money





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  • Reventon
    Apr 10, 09:27 PM
    Realistic dream car would be the Chevrolet Camaro convertible.

    http://images.thecarconnection.com/lrg/ch037_100221618_l.jpg

    Purely dreaming (or if I ever win the lottery), right now, it's probably the Aston Martin Rapide.

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  • zwodubber
    Apr 4, 06:38 PM
    snapped some pics of this beauty on a job site last week, they look so smooth up close.

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  • Sam21
    Jun 14, 04:08 PM
    I'll either be at Chelmsford O2 or Lakeside Apple, haven't decided yet..



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  • Apple OC
    Dec 21, 01:27 AM
    Macs would be an excellent choice for any business to use ... the only drawback that has prevented Apple from really getting their computers into the mainstream of Business has and will be cost.

    Businesses will always look for the more cost effective way to conduct business.

    To a Business ... it is not about the "user experience" ... they just need to get the job done and Windows based computers fill that void. :cool:





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  • Kilamite
    Nov 11, 10:29 AM
    Given the length of the original message and the terseness of Jobs' reply, it suggests that either he doesn't give a crap, or the iPad's virtual keyboard is a bit pants to type on.

    Jobs always replies with short and sometimes witty responses.



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  • Brew, Ha-Ha
    Feb 4, 10:16 PM
    first ever Mac rumor? (http://groups-beta.google.com/group/net.works/msg/5965f11c023dd4)





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  • See Flat
    Apr 7, 02:59 PM
    Come on now. Other than a VERY select few, Atari games are terrible and don't hold up at all.

    It's a nostalgia trip for us old farts. Cheap way to remember how primitive it all was, but on the other hand, how ingenious game designers were way back when. All games were not just running around blowing up and shooting stuff.



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  • vincenz
    Apr 16, 08:55 PM
    So get the insurance for peace of mind. I'm sure you've spent more than $9 on worse things before. If you pack it well enough, technically you won't need it, but there's always the chance of loss/theft. Even that can't be prevented by good packaging.





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  • I WAS the one
    Nov 21, 10:33 AM
    Steve please! Forget about it! If they bought them they can sell them! If someone bought them from a bunch of scumbags inside a stolen truck, they can sell them! So let tjmaxx and marshall alone you greedy son of a beach!





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    Dec 25, 03:31 PM
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    I is Mac
    Apr 4, 10:18 AM
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    **** AT&T.





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    iMJustAGuy
    Jan 16, 10:53 AM
    I love MacRumors. It's clean, simple, and very easy to use. That being said, I would really like to see some kind of UI enhancement with the same functions/features and also maintaining it's cleanliness and simplicity.

    Thoughts or ideas?





    SirHaakon
    Apr 25, 04:01 AM
    With all rumor-eyes looking toward the next generation iPhone 5, it's not clear how much demand there is for the white iPhone 4 which is now 10 months late from the original launch. So, here's a poll to see who is planning on buying a white iPhone 4.
    Unless anyone is willing to pay crazy early termination fees to replace the same model phone they already have (just in a different color), knowing on top of that that it's about to be outdated, who in their right mind would even consider it? Dumb poll.





    rasmasyean
    Apr 15, 08:40 PM
    You don't care if Europe collapses? Not even a teensy bit that our allies are going to fail?

    Not my words, hence the quotes

    I think you either read the statistical trend wrong or perhaps read a twisted version of it from some "Christian blog" of some sort.

    What's really happening is that the birth rate is "diminishing"...not "reversing". The trend throughout ALL 1st world and emerging economies is that the birth rate per person reduces. There are several factors for this including the fact that modernized civilizations do not need to have that many babies in hopes that a few will survive disease, famine, hardship, etc. And the few babies that do get born are brought up to be "more powerful humans" so to speak...in a sense that they are nurtured more and given more attention and education, etc. What happens is that the average "modernized person" can supply like multiple X more economic productivity than your average 3rd worlder. In addition, many more of those 3rd worlders will die before they have "fulfilled their usefulness" to society ... or perhaps even reproduce.

    Think of it this way. If a person with a degree in industrial engineering can make a machine that spits out 10,000 donuts per day...how many "villagers" will it take to make an equivalent amount of food?



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